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Kenny asked me frantically what the fuck was going on, and as calmly as I could I told him "we gotta eat, dude..."

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"The dream watcher," he cried, "it's finally working!"

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All day at work I imagined how it would taste in my mouth, and how excited I was to wrap my lips firmly around it.

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As the doctor handed me the note, I stared and screamed as loud as I could

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I gently wake up and flip the pillow over to the cool side.

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I told my father when I grew up, I wanted to be just like my favorite musician.

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My wife died giving birth to our daughter and today, she just said her first words: "Mama"

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Today i had sex with the boss's daughter and thought i was going to get fired.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[deleted by user]	28
Kenny asked me frantically what the fuck was going on, and as calmly as I could I told him "we gotta eat, dude..."	28
"The dream watcher," he cried, "it's finally working!"	28
All day at work I imagined how it would taste in my mouth, and how excited I was to wrap my lips firmly around it.	28
As the doctor handed me the note, I stared and screamed as loud as I could	28
I gently wake up and flip the pillow over to the cool side.	28
I told my father when I grew up, I wanted to be just like my favorite musician.	28
My wife died giving birth to our daughter and today, she just said her first words: "Mama"	28
[deleted by user]	28
Today i had sex with the boss's daughter and thought i was going to get fired.	28